conversation with a 9 year old

“Mom, do you have any Madonna CD’s?”
“No, why?”
“Because she is soooo cool.”
“Really? I once had some of her cassettes, before I started ripping free music off of the internet.”
“What are you talking about?”
“Well, sometimes I “borrow” music by downloading it–”
“No, what was that word you just said.”
“What? Cassettes?”
“Yeah.”
“Umm, they were kinda like miniature VHS tapes, […]