Finish This Sentence

When I wake up in the morning…

I typed the above fragmented sentence as the title for a post recently, and then never got back to it. Tonight, I was leafing through my unfinished posts, and saw that title. Wondering, what I was going to write about. Bored, I googled “When I wake up in the morning”.
Holy-grossness of all things- I found this. Dude. DUDE. Get that checked out!

Now, go finish that sentence.

Scattered Thoughts

Several times during the last couple of days, I have sat down to update my blog, and blanked out. Not having the time, or the thought process to follow through with a complete and concise entry. So, instead, I’m going to just put it all out there- the random thoughts that are jumbled in my [...]

A Reason to Continue Drinking

During the Prohibtion era, from 1920 to 1933, the sale, manufacture, and transportation of alcohol for consumption was banned nationally as mandated in the Eighteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution. It was an amazing time in America, which led to organized crime (Hello! Kennedy family) and moral superiority by those who knew what was [...]

word of the day: callipygian

cal·li·pyg·i·an
–adjective
having well-shaped buttocks.

As in, “I used to watch Dances With Wolves, just to check out Kevin Costner during the bathing scene, in all his callipygian glory.”

conjucti-I-hate-you-vitis

Thursday evening my eyes were itching. No biggie, I thought. I just need some sleep. Friday morning, my right eye was red. I assumed it was the result of never taking my contacts out accidentally leaving my contacts in overnight. Jason and I had an appointment, so I really didn’t give it much though. “I think I have pink eye”, [...]